FOR LIFE'S NOT-SO-GREAT MOMENTS
Because life doesn't always go according to plan.
HEARTBREAK
When life punches first.
MONDAYS
Enough said.
FAMILY GATHERINGS
You know which relatives.
MINOR INCONVENIENCES
The final straw.
WHY PACIFICE EXISTS
Because sometimes life just sucks.
Pacifice started during one of the worst periods of my life.
A few days before Christmas, I found out my partner had cheated on me.
I was heartbroken, overwhelmed, and exhausted.
At one point I remember thinking:
"I wish someone could just hand me a pacifier and make this stop."
Obviously, a pacifier can't fix your problems.
But neither can most of the advice people throw at you.
Pacifice was created as a funny little reminder that sometimes life just sucks.
And sometimes all you can do is suck it up.
— Alejandro, Founder of Pacifice
THE SPECS
No fine print. No surprises.
- Material BPA-Free Food-Grade Silicone
- Age Recommendation Adults 18+
- Product Type Adult Novelty Product
- Shipping Ships From California, USA
- Packaging Premium Retail Packaging
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
One pacifier. Results may vary.
- 1 Pacifice™ Adult Pacifier
- Premium Retail Packaging
- Mild Emotional Support
- Occasional Sarcasm
*Problems sold separately.
FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS
Because we know you're wondering.
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Yes. It's a real pacifier designed as a novelty product for adults.
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Yes. Pacifice was created specifically for adults and is intended for ages 18+.
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No. Pacifice is not intended for babies, infants, or children.
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Absolutely not. It might make you laugh, though.
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Pacifice features a BPA-free, food-grade silicone nipple.