NOT A THERAPIST.

Just honest.

18+

FOR GROWN-UPS ONLY.

Not for babies.

RESULTS NOT GUARANTEED.

Obviously.

FOR LIFE'S NOT-SO-GREAT MOMENTS

For the grind.

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For the rough days.

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For the beach days.

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For your self-care.

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THE ORIGINAL

NOT FOR BABIES. FOR ADULTS WHO CAN'T EVEN.

Pacifice is a novelty pacifier for adults. A sarcastic little reminder for life's not-so-great moments. It won't solve your problems, fix your finances, or repair your relationships. But it might make life a little funnier.

DURABLE

Built to last.

FOR ADULTS

Because adulting is hard.

HUMOR INCLUDED

Always.

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HOW THIS STARTED

It started with a really bad Christmas.

Pacifice started during one of the worst periods of my life.

A few days before Christmas, I found out my partner had cheated on me. Days turned into weeks. Weeks turned into months. Nothing felt okay.

At one point I remember thinking:

"I wish someone could just hand me a pacifier and make this stop."

That thought was ridiculous.

But it also became an idea.

Not something that could fix life's problems, but something that could make them a little easier to laugh about.

And that's how Pacifice was born.

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THE PACIFICE MANIFESTO

LIFE ISN'T ALWAYS CALM.

Some days don't go your way.

Some days feel like everything is just a little too much.

We're told to stay positive.

We're told to keep it together.

But sometimes the truth is simpler:

Life sucks. And sometimes all you can do...
suck it up.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Pacifice is a novelty pacifier for adults. A sarcastic little reminder for life's not-so-great moments.
Technically, yes. Emotionally, that's between you and your therapist.
Absolutely. Pacifice was designed for grown-ups dealing with modern life.
No. Pacifice is intended for adults only.
No. But it might make them a little funnier.
Because sometimes life is overwhelming, and laughter helps.
Yes. Especially to the friend who's been saying "I'm fine" a little too often.
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LIFE SUCKS. WE MADE A PACIFIER FOR IT.

A sarcastic little reminder for life's not-so-great moments.
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