Frequently Asked Questions
Questions, concerns, existential crises? Start here.
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Why does this exist?
Because stress balls have had it too easy for too long.
Pacifice is a novelty product inspired by a simple idea: sometimes life sucks, and sometimes all you can do is suck it up.
What is Pacifice?
Pacifice is a novelty pacifier designed for adults.
It’s part joke, part conversation starter, and part reminder not to take life too seriously.
Is this a real pacifier?
Yes.
It’s a real physical product. It just happens to be a pacifier for adults.
Is it for adults?
Yes.
Pacifice is intended for adults ages 18+.
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Can babies use it?
No.
Pacifice is not intended for infants or children.
Will it solve my problems?
No.
It won’t fix your finances, save your relationship, or make Monday disappear.
It might make you laugh, though.
Is this a joke?
Yes.
It’s a joke that somehow became a real business.
What comes in the package?
One Pacifice novelty pacifier in custom packaging.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
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Can I give this as a gift?
Absolutely.
Pacifice makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, graduates, new parents, or anyone currently going through it.
Do you offer returns?
If there’s an issue with your order, please contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are typically processed within a few business days.
Shipping times may vary depending on location.
What’s your life philosophy?
We’re glad you asked.
Life sucks sometimes.
Suck it up.